A correction

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A man walks into a printers office and demands that the story about him isn't true and could damage his reputation. The printer simply asks what the story was and why it wasn't true. The man replies that it was about the bar fight and that he didn't hit anyone with a table. The printer says oh well then it must have been a mistake but before he could finish the man continues on with I used a knife, tables are for sissys.