Alabama:
You betchya we got electricity.
Arkansas:
We'll always have hope.
California:
By 30, our women have more plastic than your Honda.
Colorado:
If you don't ski, don't bother.
Connecticut:
There were things we did first.
Florida:
Ask us about the grandkids.
Georgia:
Peaches, pecans and Billy Beer....we love illiteration.
Hawaii:
Haka tiki mou sha' ami leeki toru. (Go home mainland scum, but leave your money.)
Idaho:
More than just potatoes. Well not really, but they sure are good!
Illinois:
Please don't pronounce the "s".
Indiana:
Two billion years tidal-wave free.
Iowa:
We do amazing things with corn.
Kansas:
First of the rectangle states.
Louisiana:
Where a French quarter costs a thousand bucks a day.
Maine:
It's fricken freezing, but we have cheap lobster!
Maryland:
If you can dream it, we can tax it.
Michigan:
First line of defense against the Canadians.
Minnesota:
10,000 lakes and 10 trillion mosquitoes.
Mississippi:
Come feel better about your own state.
Montana:
Land of the big sky, some right-wingers, and very little else.
Nebraska:
That's "Aksarben" spelled backwards.
Nevada:
Love for sale.
New Jersey:
You want a fookin motto? I got yer fookin motto right here...
New Mexico:
Lizards make excellent pets.
New York:
You have the right to remain silent.
North Carolina:
Tobacco is a vegetable.
North Dakota:
No seriously, we really are one of the 50 states.
Ohio:
At least we're not Michigan.
Oklahoma:
A lot like the musical, without the singing.
Oregon:
Spotted Owl, it's what's for dinner.
Pennsylvania:
Cook with coal.
Rhode Island:
We're not really an island.
Tennessee:
The educashun state.
Texas:
Si, hablo ingles.
Utah:
It's a nice lake, even if it's too salty.
Vermont:
Yep.
Virginia:
Who says government stiffs and slackjaw yokels don't mix?
Washington:
Help! We're overrun by nerds with umbrellas.
District of Columbia:
Wanna be Mayor?
West Virginia:
Some of our cars work.
Wisconsin:
Come smell our dairy air.
