So I went out and I encountered women, by dictionary definition thats what they were, but honestly ladies you really need to kick some of these people off your team. After speaking and being around some of them these are some of the ideas that have come to my mind.
1. I am going to have to get a dog that will be perpetually cute and own a dog for the sole purpose of picking up women.
2. I could swear an oath of celibacy so at least it looks like what I am doing is a choice.....
3. I need a shirt that says you must be at least 21 to talk to me......
4. Add a minimum IQ to the above shirt.
5. If your IQ is not higher then your bra size doubled then either have enormous breasts(in which case don't talk to me because you are hauling them in a wheelbarrow) or just don't talk to me, and don't laugh where I can hear you (the laughter makes me want to put chopsticks in my ears)
6. Is there a way to reverse a lobotomy because, honestly I don't think these women have a chance otherwise.
I could do this as a sort of bitter anit-women comedy but I would get about this far into the act before I would have to change my act to solo soprano singing because the stage would be rushed and I would be castrated.
Now don't get me wrong I do know that there are a huge number of intelligent women and there will be some that even read these ramblings of mine, so don't immediately take offense. Trust me if you meet these woment they offend even you. Plus intelligent women apparently don't often go where I go.
So heres the disclaimer, if your offended write a comment, iif you think it was funny make a comment, if you would like to castrate me at least give me a running head start.....
Funny! Yes, there are those who may find it offensive, but they chose to read your entry! (It also probably fits too close to home! :-D)
Thanks for the humor! ~Samm
No problem, just remember the great personal sacrifice my mind went through to get the experience to write the humor. Thanks for reading:)