September 2003 Archives

So we are sitting here watching Breakfast at Tiffany's and there comes a scene where holly golightly is sending her ex-husband back to where she used to live without her and the last thing the ex asks paul/fred to do is to make sure she eats at least once in a while. By this time we have realized that paul/fred is a man-whore worth something like 300 per session. well after the request our wonderful grue decided that this would be a good time to insert the phrase "oh yes sir i will make sure she eats something"

next scene
holly tells paul/fred that they are going to do things they have never done anything before. she says right afterward that she doesn't think there is anything she hasn't done.... Paul then pops his cork and sprays fluid everywhere...(something about a champaign bottle in there somewhere).

another scene
they walk out of the five and dime with masks on they had just taken and form the grue we hear ....."now if they had shotguns it would have been a good plan."

a later scene
the Brazilian and holly go into her apartment and like two seconds later she starts to throw a fit and and yell and destroy her apartment, Paul goes in to calm her down and just as he does the grue once again comes out with "Show me on this doll where the Brazilian touched you."

some random scene
paul says the phrase "Will you marry me." and the she pops her cork (but no fluid).

scene 42
"movie ends with the two main characters looking for and finding a wet pussy in the bronx" sayth da grue

thats all for this post i hope you enjoyed reading it as much as we enjoyed watching the movie.

So i haven't posted in a few days mostly because there isn't anything to post really i am just a rather dull student type person with too much class to go to. I did get up extra early this morning and decided i would go out to see a flash thingy that dave was talking about last night, now that i have seen i can say while somewhat amusing, it definitely cost my more then a few iq points. If you want to lose a few heres the link badgers have fun with that all, ill post again later when i am in a more coherent stage.

yea so i wanted to make an in class post today but it sort of didn't happen as one would have to be in class in order to make an in class post. I looked at the alarm clock at 11:40 and went ahh yes i have lots of time, took another 5 min nap. I looked at the clock again at 11:45 and then realized that i don't have lots of time but instead I knew that class was ending in like 5 min so i didn't make it to class and didn't make an in class post. I blame this on an extreme lack of sleep and will continue on. I hope all had a good time this weekend that came to be apart of UMR's WANG as we know that we are a part of it and it is a part of us. ;)

I am posting at the end of this weekend (whilst still not getting any sleep) and i have to say that our WANG is a successful one. A little smaller then the last one(it was a little cool outside) but still it seemed a good time was had by all. I was a GOON and helped moderate and maintain order at the event and it went on for a very peaceful weekend. Some new ideas for improvements to the next wang so make sure to sign up when we get the dates for it. It will hopefully be the biggest and best WANG to date. We didn't really make any money hosting the event but then again we didn't really lose any money either at the event so overall it is was a good thing. I am sure tomorrow during class when i am much more alert i will be able to make some more posts but for now that is enough about UMR's WANG, and how much I worked it.
After working at wang and getting all of the bunker's and my stuff back to the house i had to go to a BBQ for my service fraternity Kappa Kappa Psi. The food was good and the icebreaker worked out fairly well. After the games were done and the food was eaten someone had brought some Kendo Sticks and Courtney and myself had decided to do a little sparing. Well, see that she is my girlfriend and all i decided i would defend and not attack as i didn't want to hurt her. After me managing to defend most all of her strikes she started hitting harder and harder, well i didn't get out of the way fast enough and she made a hit with the point of her stick onto my left pinkie knuckle. It hurt but i figured i just got rapped in the knuckle and it was no big deal. se we went back to sparring(if you could call it that) and eventually i got hit across three knuckles on the other hand. At this point was starting to get dark anyway so i decided that the best way to stop being hit was to put the sword down and back away slowly..... I then checked my knuckle in the light and noticed it was already bigger and more blue. I went to take off my ring on that finger and it hurt a huge amount as it had already swelled up a lot. i got home and now have ice on it and with an anti inflammatory it doesn't seem to be broken but still aches terribly bad. well thats enough expect more tomorrow.

I am sitting here in Dr. Xia's class on this beautiful morning and I think that my brain is trying to break out of my skull. I just wonder how this man can lecture something like languages and translators for so long as still sound like he is making it up on the fly. oh well i guess ill get back to trying to contain myself.

Time to post again from school and give an update from the "middle of everywhere" School has started and classes are in full swing. We capped out enrollment this year which is a good thing as it means more money for the campus. major downside to all the freshman. Downside to all these new freshman and living near campus. we have a small drive way for two cars and two trucks basically. the driveway will fit the two cars and the trucks would normally park on the street except that with all these new freshman come new cars. so now there are so many cars in the area that it is hard to get a parking spot even this far away from campus which also means i usually can't park near where i live during the day. but school needs the money more then i need to park so yay we filled enrollment.